Classic and hard to find children’s books

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	THE HORRID GOLLIWOG by Miss White Noone in Toytown is very pleased when Groover the Gollywog comes to stay. Groover just doesn’t know how to behave and before long everyone is quite cross. Everyone is hoping that Groover goes away, but will he get the hint? RRP: $6.00 quote ref 234979 - GOLWG
	SECOND TERM AT LESBIAN TOWERS by Miss Potts This is the second book in the popular Lesbian Towers schoolgirl series. Nancy, Samantha, the Snobsy Twins and all their friends are back for the start of a new term. The annual school Porkathon is coming up, and the girls are determined to make this the best Porkathon ever. But Pauline, the horrid free-loading scholarship student, is determined to spoil things for everyone! Meanwhile, problems are afoot when the De Bacle sisters are put in charge of the school play. Will they buck up and make the play as smashing as last year, or will they f*ck up yet again and be expelled?
	FIVE F*CK OFF TO KIRRIN ISLAND AGAIN by Grid Bolton Hurrah! Julian, Dick, Anne, Gorge and Timmy the dog are back at Kirrin for the holidays. Boarding school is jolly, but the Five think it’s wizard to be back home for summer! But in their absence a gang of paedophiles appears to have moved into Kirrin Island. It’s up to the Five to track them down and catch them! Read it here. Click here to return to Main Page.

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